So this is going to be the anonymous depiction of the depraved and rather laughable sexual exploits that have humbled me throughout the years. I will also be using this blog as an outlet for my deepest darkest secrets that I cannot share in my real life. 

Truth be told I'm a regular guy. With that sentiment in mind, what the fuck is regular. I'm 30 years old, in good shape. I enjoy the company of woman almost exclusively but you'll understand what I mean by that in some of the stories I will share. I have a good education, good job (rather I did), now going to school for a career change. I'm living life as I should, at least to my mothers’ appeasement. I’m a nice guy, I smile at anyone I see and say hello. I open doors for everyone and say please/thank you/sir/ma’am (even though I know women hate being called ma’am). I have manners and I have intelligence so please keep that in mind as you read these accounts as they may lead you to believe otherwise. One thing I will admit wholeheartedly is that while I believe I am smart and generally well intentioned, I can do very idiotic things at times. Just think Jim from American Pie but to a greater degree and I’m fully at fault for everything that has happened to me.

If you haven’t guessed by now I’m a freak. I like weird, somewhat nasty, painful, and disgusting shit sometimes. Speaking of shit, that’s one I don’t play with so you won’t get any scat laden exploits here. The rest of the realm of possibilities are pretty much fair game. So sit back relax and hopefully enjoy some of my encounters and embarrassing moments.

Cheers,

JNANON

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